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Thursday, November 12, 2015
Forget the Debates. Let's do Saturday Night Live.
Instead of debating why don't we give each candidate a chance to host Saturday Night Live. Whoever does the best job gets to be President.
Saturday, August 29, 2015
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
Guide to Spaceship Earth
Picture by squidosquirt.deviantart.com
The planet earth is polarized.
There are two different groups.
The followers of Newton
And Albert Einstein's troops.
The issues where they disagree
All have at the base
The varying points of view there are
Regarding time and space.
Newton's soldiers like to think
That all can be explained
With scientific principles
And analytic brains.
Space and time are orderly
And lined up in a row.
The rules are clear, the path is straight,
There's just one way to go.
Einstein's people think in terms
Of love and harmony.
They believe that all of life
Transcends reality.
Space can bend and time can stretch,
And often they can see
That all of life connects as one
Into eternity.
So if you land on Space Ship Earth
And ask for aid by chance,
You could end up in a welfare line
Or at corporate finance.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Extra hour of "sleep"
That extra hour isn't so great for those of us who are disabled and must wait for a caregiver to get us to the bathroom in the morning.
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