Thursday, November 12, 2015
Forget the Debates. Let's do Saturday Night Live.
Instead of debating why don't we give each candidate a chance to host Saturday Night Live. Whoever does the best job gets to be President.

Saturday, August 29, 2015
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
Guide to Spaceship Earth
Picture by squidosquirt.deviantart.com
The planet earth is polarized.
There are two different groups.
The followers of Newton
And Albert Einstein's troops.
The issues where they disagree
All have at the base
The varying points of view there are
Regarding time and space.
Newton's soldiers like to think
That all can be explained
With scientific principles
And analytic brains.
Space and time are orderly
And lined up in a row.
The rules are clear, the path is straight,
There's just one way to go.
Einstein's people think in terms
Of love and harmony.
They believe that all of life
Transcends reality.
Space can bend and time can stretch,
And often they can see
That all of life connects as one
Into eternity.
So if you land on Space Ship Earth
And ask for aid by chance,
You could end up in a welfare line
Or at corporate finance.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Extra hour of "sleep"
That extra hour isn't so great for those of us who are disabled and must wait for a caregiver to get us to the bathroom in the morning.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
NSA can help with the unemployment problem
Friday, October 18, 2013
Debt Ceiling
Now that the debt ceiling issue is resolved the Republicans can return to their core mandate - regulating female reproduction.
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Friday, August 2, 2013
Saturday, February 25, 2012
The CNN Republican Presidential Debate
Monday, February 6, 2012
Saturday, January 7, 2012
More on Internet freedom
The U.S. State Department has been championing the Internet Freedom initiative across the world. Secretary of State Clinton said, "...when ideas are blocked, information deleted, conversations stifled, and people constrained in their choices, the Internet is diminished for all of us."
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Good news for job seekers
Help Wanted:
Anger issues, aggression problems, sexual deviation no problem.
Prime Minister of Italy
Prime Minister of Greece
Head Football Coach at UNM
Head Football Coach at Penn State
Anger issues, aggression problems, sexual deviation no problem.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
The real problem with FINRA rules
There's not time to get to everyone so clients never really know what I'm thinking.
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